in celebration: I'll put the kettle on
in sorrow: I'll put the kettle on
in anticipation: I'll put the kettle on
in sympathy: I'll put the kettle on
in dedication: I'll put the kettle on
just because: I'll put the kettle on
everyday: the kettle is on
I want to hold your hand, make you laugh again.
Every time I open that book I sob like a baby. But I can’t help myself, sigh.
peettaamellark: cards-cory: OH MY GOD ITS BACK I AM GOING TO CRY WHAT DID I JUST WATCH OMG OMG
Meant to be asks but idgaf cos nobody ever sends...
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
Dark, dark brown.
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
I wouldn't get a Sharpie tattoo on my back. Or anywhere.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
Small town, and yes I did. I wouldn't have wanted to grow up in a city unless it was in America. City kids are so fucking rude.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
All my grandparents. Or my Uncle Steph. I dunno I liked all the adults in my life as a child.
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
I don't particularly like smoothies. But could well go for an iced latte or something.
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
Man that was a long time. Probs being the first girl to come on my period. That was always embarrassing.
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
I am not American, but pissing myself in year 8 was a low point in my life. As if I just disclosed that on tumblr. Yolo.
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
Going to take this as sixth form, probs crying in front of everyone during an argument. Standard.
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Pirates. Jack Sparrow. Enough said.
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
I have never climbed a tree. At all.
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
I used to have a bit of an irrational fear, I blame my dad cos he used to push me too high. But yes, if I see a swing I'll have a go.
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
My boobs or my eyes I guess.
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
That I can make people laugh, mainly people laughing at me, but still.
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
Madonna in the 80s. That's it though.
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
Yes I have, went to the pub to watch it last year.
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
Yeah, the world cup.
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
Oh my god I do not know. There is so much. Probs one of my favourite meals ever was at Fire and Stone in Covent Garden. That shit was unreal.
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
Flora blud. Ain't no butter bitch.
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
I don't understand that, so I will just say semi-skimmed. Green.
22: Which continents have you been on?
North America and Europe. Sounds weird when you say it like that.
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
Fortunately I do not.
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
Probs not, no.
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Toughie, but gonna have to say Tom and Jerry.
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
New York for sure. Or LA.
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
About 5pm I suppose.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
I probs wouldn't buy one, I dunno depends if I liked it when I saw it.
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
Not very far seeing as I have never thrown a baseball.
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
Eaten Korean I think? It was okay.
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
Anyone who doesn't say both is stupid.
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
I think I do yes.
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
No, but I still watch them stupidly.
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Probably not, no.
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
I swear around them, not to them. There is a difference.
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
In America I was like a vampire bride, that was good.
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
Darker brown. But to be honest I like my natural hair colour and I would like it back.
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
Yes I do.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
I like both. But nature I reckon.
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
Yeah for like Halloween and shit.
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
Yeah I can, just not that well.
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
1. I have amazing family and friends. Better than yours.
2. I have good boobs.
3. I have a mind for lyrics. To me that is awesome.
4. I am a good listener.
5. I tan like a motherfucker.
It's always going to be you isn't it? Sigh, sigh,...